Monday, April 25, 2022

The silly tree



The silly tree

I’ve always had stuffed animals. When I was a kid I had a lot of them but I gave away all except my favourite ones. Now I seem to have acquired quite the collection again. Some of them I bought; some came from friends, and others I inherited. Each one has a story but that’s for another day. Today I decided to use them to turn an old lamp into a silly tree. When I look over at them I can imagine each of them saying something.  No, I haven't been drinking and, yes, I know my head is a very strange place to be.




Teddy: Look Ma I'm a firefighter!
Cat: I know I can get to those birds




Teddy: Look Ma, no hands!
Cat: I'm a cat. Of course I'm going to push him off.



Panda: Why is there a hedgehog on my head and a cat paw in my face?
Hedgehog: I don't think I like it here. It's too far off the ground



Ostrich: Why me?
Cat: What white bear? I didn't push him off.
Brown Bear: Just a little bit higher...


Stork: Do you come here often?
Duck: No. Do you know who owns those ugly orange feet? 

Yellow-headed parrot: Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin? Can I help?
Blue-headed parrot: How come I have to sit behind him?




Cardinal: Don't look now but I think there's a bear below us.
Googly-eyed bird: Maybe if I try really hard I can fly down to the desk.

2 comments:

Richard said...

OK, I hate to say it but you've left out the dinosaurs!

Unknown said...

I love stuffed animals too and have a collection. Some were my late mother's and late sister's. Wonderful